Firstly i like to demand you address my as your highness
Secondly Why the fuck are you here?.. Ask yourself these simple fucking questions before you even think about contacting me..
What do you have to offer such a goddess as myself?
Do you think you could take the humiliation and torture i will put you through?
How much you have realistically to offer me in tributes?
Can you provide gifts?
Would you like the chance to adopt a bill?
If you answered yes to these questions then get in touch... Be creative and orginal.. Stop boring the life out of me! If you have answered no then jog on you smelly gimp!